Case file
Reload
Alignment Card
Your new power refills anything you touch with whatever was last inside it. Tap 3 things. We'll tell you what kind of monster you are.
It's the "Reload" thread, except the machine reads you back. You get three taps on a grid of very normal objects, and your build composes into one Alignment card that rates your morality and spells out the exact crime spree those three taps enable. It is not going to be flattering. That's the point.
Exhibit — sample verdicts
Certified Menace
First, refilling strangers' wine glasses until the bar's entire economy is a smoking crater. Then, looping the ATM cash tray until "where did all this cash come from" becomes a federal question. And by the end, the syringe, which we are choosing not to elaborate on.
Chaotic Broke
First, topping off your own tank for free until you're quietly up three grand a year. Then, spending one of your three taps refilling a vape. into vape juice. And by the end, printing stacks off the Monopoly bank and realizing, a beat too late, that it is play money.
Certified Menace
First, keeping your ex's shampoo bottle eternal so she quietly wonders why one bottle has lasted four years. Then, looping the ATM cash tray until "where did all this cash come from" becomes a federal question. And by the end, the syringe, which we are choosing not to elaborate on.